I paused the Pete Holmes Show and this is the result!! #peteholmes

I paused the Pete Holmes Show and this is the result!! #peteholmes

sivartis:

BLOOD MOON!  The Inspector is on it. 

sivartis:

BLOOD MOON!  The Inspector is on it. 

srafandseedpods:

OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA DIE

Cats are just always cats!!!

confessionsforstrangers:

freestylemonster:

eyeballfarts:

awww

If you don’t have room for a baby monkey on your blog you’re running the wrong kind of blog.

IT SUCKED ITS WIDDUL THUMB AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Adorable!!

confessionsforstrangers:

freestylemonster:

eyeballfarts:

awww

If you don’t have room for a baby monkey on your blog you’re running the wrong kind of blog.

IT SUCKED ITS WIDDUL THUMB AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Adorable!!

death-by-lulz:

Celebrities as Neoclassical paintings by Replaceface

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

Awww

catsby (Pipper)  and twisp!! #paxeast

catsby (Pipper) and twisp!! #paxeast

Sleepy puppy!!

Sleepy puppy!!

Mike (Gabe), me, and Jerry (Tycho)  the Penny Arcade guys! #paxeast They are so nice! I’m such a fangirl.

Mike (Gabe), me, and Jerry (Tycho) the Penny Arcade guys! #paxeast They are so nice! I’m such a fangirl.

Guess who’s coming home with me?!? #paxeast #pennyarcade

Guess who’s coming home with me?!? #paxeast #pennyarcade

DnD is a spectator sport! #paxeast

DnD is a spectator sport! #paxeast

Watching Tycho and Gabe play DnD #paxeast

Watching Tycho and Gabe play DnD #paxeast

Flowers.  (at University of Rhode Island Libraries)

Flowers. (at University of Rhode Island Libraries)

rosefire:

gaywitch-practisingabortion:

situationalstudent:

purplespacecats:

professorbutterscotch:

kiskolee:

THIS.

I have never thought about it in this context
that’s actually really, really creepy.

I… fuck.

Yeah, basically.

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.

rosefire:

gaywitch-practisingabortion:

situationalstudent:

purplespacecats:

professorbutterscotch:

kiskolee:

THIS.

I have never thought about it in this context

that’s actually really, really creepy.

I… fuck.

Yeah, basically.

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.

houseofalexzander:

Lustrous.

A man in the grocery store line today approached me and said, “Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you, but then I noticed that you are a boy. How… I mean, why do you dress so provocatively?”

I responded, “Well, in today’s world the majority of the straight male race view women as objects, or something that belongs to them. I dress provocatively because it attracts the attention of men in a sexual and OBJECTIVE way. However, when realized that I am actually male, they often become confused, disgusted, upset or all of the above. By inflicting this minor emotional damaged upon the ego of a man raised by twisted societal gender norms, maybe, just maybe the individual will think twice before viewing another woman with an objective attitude and sense of belonging. No woman, belongs to ANYONE. Male or female, the equality of human beings needs to be a priority. It is something worth dressing up for.”

I AM NOT KIDDING. The woman behind me, the female cashier, the old lady bagging groceries and the woman in front of me who was talking on the phone STOPPED, …. and proceeded to gasp and clap. The man shook my hand, told me to have a blessed day and then said, “excuse me ladies, I need to visit my daughter.”

…. I was shaking by the time I walked out of the store.

- Elliott Alexzander

My hero!