Seeds of awkward comedy part 13

Seeds of awkward comedy part 13

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  • Cats are hobbits. Except for the whole genocide of all smaller mammals. Ok, most domesticated cats are hobbits.
  • You know you might have a weight problem when your Italian Grandmother looks at you and says “Don’t you think you should put that food down.” That and lots of offers of doctors that will help you with your diet. I’m well aware of how ashamed my…

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fireboltblissrosecosplay:

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THE BELT

You can use any kind of belt that you want but it will need to be wide (~2 inches) and be able to buckle. I think her belt is leather and might actually come from some form of safety harness if you can find one. I used an old lap-style seat belt and used two large grommets to…

hobbitballerina:

chelseawelseyknight:

witchesbitchesandbritches:

lifeundefeated:

Yea it’s clearly our “generation that’s making homosexuality a trend.” Seriously, pisses me off when people say that. look at this! It’s always been around, it’s not a trend, it’s real. It’s beautiful.

These are really beautiful images.

This makes me really happy

There’s a long history of lesbian-like activity in the West.  In the 19th century US, especially after the Civil War killed off so many young men, middle-class and other genteel girls were encouraged in Boston marriages — relationships with other women of similar educational and class backgrounds.  Since women were considered naturally chaste and disinterested in sex, these love affairs were seen as innocent and spiritual.  Women’s lives were wholly separate from men’s that young women infrequently had male friends who weren’t considered a marriage prospect.  They were encouraged to keep to all-female social circles, and the advent of women’s colleges further encouraged that.  Women were expected to mentor each other, love each other, dance with each other, with the older woman acting as the cavalier, the man in the relationship, protecting and guiding the younger, pursuing her and courting her in ways not unlike how young men would court their brides.  But the prevailing cultural wisdom was that these relationships would be limited to kisses and poetry — women were incapable of sexual desire, they tolerated sex in heterosexual marriages because men were sex-driven beasts who demanded it of them.  Without a man, it was presumed that these relationships would be chaste, innocent, and wholly emotional.  Lesbian-like behaviour is most tolerated when women are perceived as less sexual than men.  Homosexual behaviour becomes threatening when sex is involved — when, in the 1920s, women were seen as able to have sexual drives and the idea of sexually companionable marriages came onto the landscape, Boston marriages suddenly became unnatural and disgusting because they directed women’s sexual interests towards other women instead of to the proper channels: towards men.  The flapper was all about the sexually available (to men) young woman.  She contributed to the demise of widely accepted lesbian or lesbian-like relationships.  As soon as the flapper was capable of wanting sex herself instead of tolerating it from her male partner, lesbian/lesbian-like relationships were threatening, deviant, and ruined young women’s chances to become good wives and mothers.

So remember this as you look at the pre-1920s images.  Those women were allowed these passionate loves, even encouraged in them (sometimes after they managed to get a husband, Eleanor Roosevelt in particular), all because the patriarchy was convinced that women weren’t capable of sexual feelings towards one another.  As long as women were seen as desexed, as creatures of sentiment and emotion instead of passion and desire, lesbianism wasn’t a threat.  The minute women were regarded by patriarchal culture as having a natural sex drive, lesbian-like behaviour became deviant and damning.

We didn’t invent homosexuality in the past 20 or 30 or 50 years.  But we continue to labour under the belief and cultural expectation that women’s sexuality is something owed to and owned by men, forever de-legitimising women’s relationships unless men in some way benefit. 

vossprov:

My fellow male improvisers and I like to consider ourselves a progressive bunch. Our theaters — many of them female-run — have produced Tina Fey and Amy Poehler and Melissa McCarthy and Broad City. We view the women on our teams as equals, giving us a post-feminism free reign to make light of…

jessicamerizan:

I wrote something with rationalizations, justifications, and defenses against misinformation but deleted it, because I realized it doesn’t really matter. What does is how I feel: my perspective has changed after this week on the world of cosplay. I will keep doing “make believe” costumes and…

It’s a shame people have to be mean to each other.

wgladstone:

After a very long time away, I’m happy to announce that my Hate By Numbers video series might be returning. It’s been a long road for Hate By Numbers and the show might not be known to all of you. Some of you know me from my novel, some from Twitter, and some only as a Cracked columnist. I’ll…

This was the best episode of @midnight ever! Comedycentral.com

thecatdogblog:

Nine years ago, Japanese photographer Miyoko Ihara began snapping pictures of the relationship between her grandmother and her odd-eyed white cat. Miyoko’s grandma Misao found the abandoned cat in a shed on her land and the pair have barely been apart since. Misao named the white cat “Fukumaru” in hope the “God of fuku (good fortune) comes and everything will be smoothed over like maru (circle)”. Fukumaru is always in Misao’s shadow whether she is farming her land, having a bath, eating or sleeping. Now nearly a decade later their friendship and adventures have been documented by Miyoko in a photo book called Misao the Big Mama and Fukumaru the Cat.

from the Telegraph

sarcastronautsaurus:

thelonerteen:

doctorwho:

disneybakerdcp:

maggiejulienne:

summershadowtwin:

sexweedtuba:

badwolfwench:

nowthatsprofound:

so sick of hipster stuff on my dash, i don’t cARE ABOUT PICTURES OF CHILDREN STARING AT NOTHING LIKE WHAT IS THE POINT OF A PHOTO OF A KID STARING AT NOTHING omfG

Oh look, you took a black and white photo of a little boy in the park you must be so broody and mysterious.

What’s the point of the random kid staring at the sky?

I reblogged this, but I can’t remember why

LOL R U GUYS SERIOUS THEres a oh no wait i just scrolled back up it really is just a kid staring at nothing now im confused.

I mean I wonder what he could be looking at?  a bird? a plane? SUPERMAN? It must be great though because he looks awfully interested in whatever is in the distance because obviously there’s nothing in front of him.



Don’t any if you guys see that he’s staring at a freakin’ alien??

You must be new here

Alien? Where is the alien?  I just remember seeing a kid looking at something.  Maybe the kid is looking at an animal or something. 

sarcastronautsaurus:

thelonerteen:

doctorwho:

disneybakerdcp:

maggiejulienne:

summershadowtwin:

sexweedtuba:

badwolfwench:

nowthatsprofound:

so sick of hipster stuff on my dash, i don’t cARE ABOUT PICTURES OF CHILDREN STARING AT NOTHING LIKE WHAT IS THE POINT OF A PHOTO OF A KID STARING AT NOTHING omfG

Oh look, you took a black and white photo of a little boy in the park you must be so broody and mysterious.

What’s the point of the random kid staring at the sky?

I reblogged this, but I can’t remember why

LOL R U GUYS SERIOUS THEres a oh no wait i just scrolled back up it really is just a kid staring at nothing now im confused.

I mean I wonder what he could be looking at?  a bird? a plane? SUPERMAN? It must be great though because he looks awfully interested in whatever is in the distance because obviously there’s nothing in front of him.

Don’t any if you guys see that he’s staring at a freakin’ alien??

You must be new here

Alien? Where is the alien?  I just remember seeing a kid looking at something.  Maybe the kid is looking at an animal or something. 

seriouslyamerica:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A SECOND? Because this is my favorite part in the whole movie. Mulan is back to wearing traditionally feminine clothing, and Shan Yu is mocking her “Looks like you’re out of ideas.”

BUT Mulan is all FUCK NO and disarms that asshole with a GODDAMN SYMBOL OF FEMININITY.

NOT TODAY SHAN YU. NOT TODAY.

prochoiceamerica:

Anti-choice activists would like you to believe that the Supreme Court case regarding a 35-foot buffer zone around abortion clinics is about “sidewalk counselors” for women; but tell us: Do these look like counselors to you?

For people that are pro-life they seemed to be quick to end life.

jonahray:

Jonah Raydio recording tonight with @alfredyankovic, @nerdist, and @tonythaxton filling in for a very much missed @cashhartz

jonahray:

Jonah Raydio recording tonight with @alfredyankovic, @nerdist, and @tonythaxton filling in for a very much missed @cashhartz

Every time he’s asking for the treat in my hand I can hear the Sarah Mclachlan song. I think he’s seen the commercial too much!

Every time he’s asking for the treat in my hand I can hear the Sarah Mclachlan song. I think he’s seen the commercial too much!

Weird Dream Last Night

Weird Dream Last Night

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I had a dream last night that I was invited to a child’s birthday party.  The person who invited was Chris Hardwick.  I was there with other members of Nerdist Industries.  I recognized Kyle Anderson (who writes about Doctor Who and is the weekend editor), Brian Walton (Nerdist.com editor), Monica Moon, and even Jessica Chobot was there.  Chris was surround by many small children around the age…

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Seeds if awkward comedy part 12

Seeds if awkward comedy part 12

1. Rabbits are poorly designed.  Their legs are so powerful, they can kick and break their own back.  They can scare themselves to death.  Who knew such a cute prolific bundle of cute was so deadly…to itself.
2. I hate the word actually.  In the case of weather, it’s actually ok to use actually. But to say to someone, “I actually enjoyed your play”, is such a dick move.  Just say “I enjoyed your…

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